Foodie With A Tech Twist Pillows

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Customers who bought this item also bought this item."

"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."

Swedish Meta Balls.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

I can't talk now, somebody's accidently booted the system and the server's going down!

'Combination 3.0 dinner is also available in an upgraded version 3.1.'

"Would you like to order any apps? They are available to download."

"Done writing your review?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

How about going easy on the carbs

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Advocado

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Flying sauces.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'