Foodie With A Digital Twist Pillows

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

How about going easy on the carbs

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Advocado

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Flying sauces.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'