Foodie With A Digital Twist Gifts

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"That's it. We’re toast."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

How about going easy on the carbs

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Flying sauces.

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'