Foodie With A Digital Edge Gifts

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Microwave confusion.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Woman finds something in her soup.

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

Swedish Meta Balls.