Digital Foodie Gifts

'Now you can surf and turf.'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

Soup of the month.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Microwave confusion.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Roadkill Restaurant

'No thanks, I couldn't download another byte.'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

Swedish Meta Balls.

When seasons collide

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

Data Processing Center.