Digital Foodie Prints

'Now you can surf and turf.'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

Soup of the month.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Roadkill Restaurant

Microwave confusion.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'No thanks, I couldn't download another byte.'

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

Woman finds something in her soup.

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

Where Processed Beef Comes From

"Why don't we just take photos of other people's food and order whatever gets the most Facebook likes?"

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

Swedish Meta Balls.

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'