Virtual Foodie Gifts

"I never thought I'd be so happy to see friends foodstagramming their restaurant meals."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This is our soft opening."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'No thanks, I couldn't download another byte.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

'Now you can surf and turf.'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

Conchiglie

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."