Virtual Foodie Gifts

"I never thought I'd be so happy to see friends foodstagramming their restaurant meals."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This is our soft opening."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'No thanks, I couldn't download another byte.'

The moat won't keep you from raiding the fridge if you order him to lower the drawbridge.

'The stuff legends are made of'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'Now you can surf and turf.'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"

Surprise!

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