Virtual Dinner Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

Internet Restaurant

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

My dinner with Andromeda

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

Mom prepares a family dinner

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'