Virtual Dinner Enthusiast T-Shirts

Too long on zoom

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Internet Restaurant

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

My dinner with Andromeda

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

Mom prepares a family dinner

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."