Digital Dining Enthusiast T-Shirts

What's the special tonight? I dunno. Check our website.

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Internet Restaurant

Microwave confusion.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Woman finds something in her soup.

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

"With this table monitor, you can watch the chefs prepare your meal. Look, another slice of frozen lasagna being microwaved."

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

'Now you can surf and turf.'

'I downloaded these recipes. Care to try virtual meatloaf?'

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."