Digital Dining Diva T-Shirts

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

La Table

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"Influence this."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."