Virtual Feast Enthusiast T-Shirts

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

T is for Turkey

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

Thanks And Giving.

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Christmas food.

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"As long as you're awake, how about a midnight snack?"

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

The Life Cycle of Cholent

The First Zoom Thanksgiving.