Virtual Feast Enthusiast T-Shirts

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

Teleworking was the death of the office party

You are what you eat

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

T is for Turkey

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

Thanks And Giving.

Christmas food.

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

"As long as you're awake, how about a midnight snack?"

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

The Life Cycle of Cholent