Virtual Eater T-Shirts

'This is iDiet, the fanziest restaurant in town. They've got virtual food only.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Today's special... donuts.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Are you ready for dessert?'

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Molecular gastronomy.

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Endangered Entrees

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

Cafe Philosophique

New beef chart.

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"Do you do catering?"