Virtual Eater Pillows

'This is iDiet, the fanziest restaurant in town. They've got virtual food only.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Today's special... donuts.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Are you ready for dessert?'

Molecular gastronomy.

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Cafe Philosophique

Endangered Entrees

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

New beef chart.

"Do you do catering?"

Cowpat Man.