Virtual Conqueror Pillows

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Homo Gamus

Gamers

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Vaccines Stopping the Wave

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

TV Time

Speleologist

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

The Corona vaccine .. at last !

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"I'll be torturing you remotely today. We'll start with a series of goal setting meetings."