Remote Conqueror Pillows

TV Time

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Keeping warm.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

How the goat got square eyes.

Crop duster wanted.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Busking during a pandemic

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"I'm married to a control freak!"

Vaccines Stopping the Wave

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'Bless You.'

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'This is a song about losing something you dearly love, searching for it everywhere and finally finding it only to lose it again. I call it 'Lookin' for my remote in all the wrong places'!'

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

The Corona vaccine .. at last !

'Blow your nose again,Hank. You're calling in some geese.'