Remote Conqueror Pillows

TV Time

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Keeping warm.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

How the goat got square eyes.

Crop duster wanted.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Busking during a pandemic

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"I'm married to a control freak!"

Vaccines Stopping the Wave

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'Bless You.'

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

The Corona vaccine .. at last !

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

'Blow your nose again,Hank. You're calling in some geese.'