Remote Pillager Pillows

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I really got used to working from home."

How the goat got square eyes.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Interactive TV news.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

"We've lost the remote."

"I am a control freak."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Just Married

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"Sky, sir?"

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

TV Time

Flying Doctor and the Second Opinion

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

Remote controlled jester.

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'