Remote Pillager Mugs

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

How the goat got square eyes.

"I really got used to working from home."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Interactive TV news.'

"God, I love this show!"

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

"We've lost the remote."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"I am a control freak."

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Just Married

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"Sky, sir?"

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

TV Time

Flying Doctor and the Second Opinion

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

'This is a song about losing something you dearly love, searching for it everywhere and finally finding it only to lose it again. I call it 'Lookin' for my remote in all the wrong places'!'

'Here it is, Mom. . . 'Never make any sudden moves around an adult male protecting his remote. Let him know you have no intention of taking it from him and he will gradually come to his senses.''

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'