Remote Hunter Mugs

"We've lost the remote."

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

'There's nothing on.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"There's the remote!"

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"Delivery."

Two Pints Today Please.

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

TV Time

Flying Doctor and the Second Opinion

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'This is a song about losing something you dearly love, searching for it everywhere and finally finding it only to lose it again. I call it 'Lookin' for my remote in all the wrong places'!'

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

"No news is good news."

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'

'Here it is, Mom. . . 'Never make any sudden moves around an adult male protecting his remote. Let him know you have no intention of taking it from him and he will gradually come to his senses.''

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

Quick, there's a junk food ad!

TV Fan

"Who says there's no magic in our marriage? Isn't the TV remote constantly disappearing?"