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"We've lost the remote."

'There's nothing on.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"There's the remote!"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"Delivery."

Two Pints Today Please.

TV Time

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

Flying Doctor and the Second Opinion

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

"No news is good news."

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

"Who says there's no magic in our marriage? Isn't the TV remote constantly disappearing?"

TV Fan

Quick, there's a junk food ad!

A man watching television sees that the Apathy channel has been canceled due to a lack of interest.

"Just think... when this Covid thing is over, we can get the old carpool back together!"