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Flying Doctor and the Second Opinion

Digital emigrant

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

i-teddy

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Child in a bear suit.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Desert Planet

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Desert Island Raking

Silly sausages

Wrong Way.

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Driverless Car

Castaway with a tennis court.

Surfing the Internet Wave.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

Tedium Tours.

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

The Millennial Falcon.