Offline Adventurer T-Shirts

"Can Taylor come offline?"

"Wow - he can walk on hot coals without even posting that he's walking on hot coals."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Sorry. Only people who didn't spend their whole lives online get a "participation" medal.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Evolution.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Marshmallows