Offline Adventurer Gifts

"Can Taylor come offline?"

"Wow - he can walk on hot coals without even posting that he's walking on hot coals."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Surf Casting

Marshmallows

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'