Internet Adventurer T-Shirts

Evolution.

'Do something offline for a change? OK...let me see what suggestions I can find online.'

Only 4 out of 10 are smart enough to not fall for click bait. Are you one of them? Click here to find out...

Narcissism Clinic.

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

"I'm using your wifi."

Electronic Super Highway

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

Social Networking Explained.

'Modem Times,'

"No way am I going down there- what if there's a comments section?"

"Mind if I hang out by your computer? It's not often a snail meets something that's slower than it."

WiFi on deserted island

"I bought it off the dark web."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Excuse me sir, which way to the internet?'

'That's responsive web design.'

Gaggle - A search engine for geese

"Someone in the building recently password-protected their Wi-FI and I'm wondering if it was you."

'That's the best pop-up I've ever seen!'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Blogosphere, stratosphere, atmosphere.

Taking a ride on a computer mouse

'I also enjoy going for long walks and ball sports.'

'He does all his hunting and gathering on the computer.'

Break Time at the Computer Lab.

"Fleming, bookmark that site."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'