Offline Adventurers T-Shirts

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Obsession with the Internet.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

WiFi Signals

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Man doing a search on a computer

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Second lifeReal life.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."