Offline Adventurers Pillows

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

WiFi Signals

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

Man doing a search on a computer

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Second lifeReal life.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'