Online World Adventurers Pillows

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'