World Adventurers Pillows

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Fly Football

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Travelling

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Greece

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Airport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."