World Explorer Pillows

"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."

Fist bumps in other languages

Diversity...

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'

Opportunities arising from Global warming

"What town are we in??"

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

I love Geography.

You know, the world just isn't meeting my needs right now.

"Nowhere too exciting, my husband's a chartered accountant."

"The scenery is terrible, but the people are so interesting."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'And this is the Arizona Desert, painstakingly reconstructed right in the middle of London.'

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

The experienced backpacker.

Universal airlines - "We found your suitcase,but I'm afraid we can't locate your emotional baggage."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

'Jet lag.'

Globalisation, man with a head is 'Before man with a globe for a head is 'After'

'Your kind offer of taking a gap year to hitch-hike around the world NOW rather later is VERY TEMPTING to men and your mother - but you are GOING TO SCHOOL!'

'The brochure says there's a military base nearby.'

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

'Oh man, tourists are gonna eat this up'

"Refugees can stay (away)???"

"We will now begin boarding Group 2 and anyone from Group 3 or 4 bold enough to try."

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

Seasoned Traveler

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"I've been a stowaway on that boat for months now: please tell me, where am I?"

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