World Explorer Pillows

"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."

Fist bumps in other languages

Diversity...

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'

Opportunities arising from Global warming

"What town are we in??"

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

You know, the world just isn't meeting my needs right now.

I love Geography.

"Nowhere too exciting, my husband's a chartered accountant."

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

'And this is the Arizona Desert, painstakingly reconstructed right in the middle of London.'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

The experienced backpacker.

"The scenery is terrible, but the people are so interesting."

Riders on lower level of double decker bus are annoyed by sounds of tourists on top level.

Globalisation, man with a head is 'Before man with a globe for a head is 'After'

Universal airlines - "We found your suitcase,but I'm afraid we can't locate your emotional baggage."

'Jet lag.'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Your kind offer of taking a gap year to hitch-hike around the world NOW rather later is VERY TEMPTING to men and your mother - but you are GOING TO SCHOOL!'

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

'The brochure says there's a military base nearby.'

Passport Photo

'Hey, Do you think you're going to need you barf bag? I like to have a couple extras.'

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

'I mean in lots of ways people in the third world they're so much freer than we are with all out 9 to 5...'

"We will now begin boarding Group 2 and anyone from Group 3 or 4 bold enough to try."

Bon Voyage!

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"For the last time lady fudget you don't need innoculations to travel to Watford."