Online Adventurer Pillows

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"Couldn't I be doing this online?"

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Internet vs outside world.

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

'I'm dotcoming....I'm dotcoming....'

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

Distance learning.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'According to our records, you spent 68,472 hours trolling for babes on the internet.'

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

"You really are every bit as graceful as your profile said you were."

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"If lost, Quit Safari."

"I said, 'Don't mess with me, Mother, I have friends on the Internet!'"

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Hey buddy, why don't you get a life? Hahaha.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Right - I've entered my ID address password; my user password..."

Social Networks

"Can Brandon log on and play?"

Computer plug stealing a wallet.

"Your wife thinks you spend too much time on the internet..."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Looking For Love.

'Isn't it sweet how grampa loves to keep up with technology?'

The internet, the web! Where is it all going? I haven't made up my mind yet!

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"So, the moral is, if you're going to cry wolf, do it from an anonymous twitter account."