Homebound Adventurer T-Shirts

Work from home

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

Teaching from Home

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'How's the water skiing?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Travelogue

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

G.P.S. For the Home

Reading room

Desert Planet

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Saguaro Cacti.

Skier.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.