Homebound Adventurer Pillows

Work from home

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

I was going crazy at home. It's nice to be back here. You went from climbing the walls to climbing the walls.

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

Teaching from Home

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

Captain steering house through flood.

'How's the water skiing?'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Hon, I'm home!'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Travelogue

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'How are you doing on your side?'

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Reading room

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Skier.