Homebody Adventurer Pillows

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Things you'll understand if you're an introverted extrovert.

Finding yourself

'I always drink from a travel mug at home. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house.'

"The lounge was last year, next month we are going to the backyard."

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

City Travel: 'When he made a holster for his TV remote, I jnew it was time for a vacation!'

Hanging out at the beach.

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"It's from Sven. He's pillaging from home today."

Day 40 of self-isolation and time had taken on a different concept.

Lockdown goals

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"In da house"

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

G.P.S. For the Home

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

COVID-19 dime

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'