Homebody Seeking Adventure Pillows

"I need less me time!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'How's the water skiing?'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"What?"

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

Cowboy Slippers

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Moving Van.

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

'The good news is it's not mice.'

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Natural relaxation in confinement