Thrill-seeking Homebody Pillows

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

octopus knitting a jumper...

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"What?"

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

Cowboy Slippers

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

Moving Van.

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

Natural relaxation in confinement

'Telephone solicitor.'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

Have you seen this toaster?

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

Intensive Care in the Community

Do the waves make that noise all night?

Tapeworm Realtors.