Homebody With Wanderlust Pillows

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

Priced for Immediate Sale - Have Gypsy in my Soul.

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

"We need a vacation..."

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"I see you've security marked your property."

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The Airport.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Lost

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

The London Olympic bid

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

All Roads Lead To Rome

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"What?"

The Rogets on Vacation

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."