Homebody Seeking Adventure Gifts

"I need less me time!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'How's the water skiing?'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"What?"

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Cowboy Slippers

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

Moving Van.

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

'The good news is it's not mice.'

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

Teaching from Home

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

Have you seen this toaster?

Natural relaxation in confinement