Homebodies With Wanderlust Gifts

'All that effort to go on holiday and it's just like being at home.'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

The Airport.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Lost

The London Olympic bid

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

All Roads Lead To Rome

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"What?"

The Rogets on Vacation

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Cowboy Slippers

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."