Jungle-hearted Homebody Gifts

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"What?"

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

octopus knitting a jumper...

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Cowboy Slippers

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

Have you seen this toaster?

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

'Telephone solicitor.'