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"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"What?"

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

octopus knitting a jumper...

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Cowboy Slippers

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

Have you seen this toaster?

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

'Telephone solicitor.'