Homebodies With Wanderlust T-Shirts

'All that effort to go on holiday and it's just like being at home.'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The Airport.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Lost

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

The London Olympic bid

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

All Roads Lead To Rome

"What?"

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

The Rogets on Vacation

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

A = Duration B = Cost C = Destinations reached

Cowboy Slippers

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television