Homebody Who Dreams Of Adventure T-Shirts

'How's the water skiing?'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"In da house"

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

COVID-19 dime

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

'The good news is it's not mice.'

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'Where do we keep the boiling water?'

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

Natural relaxation in confinement

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Finding yourself

'I always drink from a travel mug at home. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house.'

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."