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"This is really boring—why can't we stake out from home?"

A woman lounges topless on a sofa

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

'We'll take it!'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Couch and Potato

"In da house"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

Realty. Remember

"So, you're staying in then?"

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

COVID-19 dime

"That's way out of my price range..."

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"It's got a great view!"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."