Homebody Lifestyle T-Shirts

"Being a 'social butterfly' is big misconception. I hate going out."

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"You are still here."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Sheltering in place.