Homebody Dreamers T-Shirts

"You'll lose your home, but, since it was your dream, you may keep the white picket fence."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Couch and Potato

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"In da house"

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

Home Working

"So, you're staying in then?"

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

COVID-19 dime

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

"Remember when we thought the pandemic was only going to last a couple of weeks."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK