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"He's an indoor cat."

"They're back! They're back! How do I look? Oh, never mind! Never mind!"

"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."

'I know the younger generation are living at home longer these days, but you're not exactly the younger generation anymore son!'

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Mom, are we there yet?"

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

Comfort zone

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"Great, no need to go into the office!"

'You never take me anywhere.'

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

Punchline: Another weekend ruined by an unexpected houseguest.

"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Are you sure the doctor said it takes 14 weeks for your leg to heal?"

'Just put me on the sofa and I'll take a nap while you're getting dinner.'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

The Smiley Face at home.

Reality tv.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Thank you very much for the lovely wedding present...

Home security system

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I see you managed to get yourself into sheltered accommodation'

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

Big screen TV.