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'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog Walking Services

"She's been so creative lately."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Pajama Day 743

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Man's best friends."

Good News about winter

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Big screen TV.

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Contented man and cat sleeping