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"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog Walking Services

"She's been so creative lately."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Man's best friends."

Pajama Day 743

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Big screen TV.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"You are still here."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"