Homebody Duo T-Shirts

"Why go out to eat tonight if we can just cook that nice steak in the corner?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"She's been so creative lately."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Man's best friends."

Good News about winter

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

Knights of the bedside table.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"You are still here."

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"