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"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

'With the kids back home and unemployed, it's hard to believe I ever suffered from empty nest syndrome.'

'They've been gone for hours, and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

We're actually looking for someone who just wants to get out of the house.

"Been anywhere nice lately?"

"Hey! Did the ball drop yet?"

"Your father won't get it. He's been self isolating for the last twenty-seven years."

"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"

'Sorry it took so long, lady. Let me warm the pizza up a bit for ya.'

"Has lockdown finished yet?"

Non-Travellers' Tales

'Go away, I'm having a duvet year...'

Confinement syndrome due to the pandemic

"Now I remember why we don't visit the Ferguson's more often!"

"And back in May I got as far as the living room."

Crumbs of Comfort

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

Self-quarantining? Now you've got the time to go through your things and decide which ones spark joy.

Day 10 of self-isolation and personal grooming was becoming a thing of the past.

Self-isolating, house with cat looking out.

"He worked at home for a week. Now he can't break the habit of that lifesytyle"

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

'They leave the TV on for me during the day when they go to work: Boy daytime TV is boring!'

'Edward's a homebody, which serves him well now that he's on house arrest.'

'I think I need to get out more...'

'Sorry, I'm to tired to walk you today.'

"Who are these people, and what are they doing in my home?"

There's no place like home for the holidays...

...and it's got a very mature garden

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'Ah, pants. My old nemesis.'

They said 'could they have their other space-ship back please'.