Homebodies In Disguise T-Shirts

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Man's best friends."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

Sheltering in place.

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You are still here."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'